You take out your phone and start showing Lil Doorknob clips of Soythrones and Marvel, making sure to jingle your keys in front of him so he’s not distracted during the slower parts. Not an insult to his intelligence – some people just have different learning styles.
…the character deaths were actually very well earned, and if chuds JUST turned up the brightness, they’d appreciate the end battle! There was such attention to detail in season 8, and so many cool characters, like the heckin’ Night King! Like come on! He looks sick as fudge!
So, do you have a better appreciation for Game of Thrones now?
<shit yeah i guess! was a bit hard to concentrate on what you was saying with them keys janglin’ in front of me doe
What?
<nevamind
Anyway, you want some of this whiskey? A toast to Westeros!
<Heh, shure. A toast to Westeroast n shit.
After handing Doorknob the bottle, you angle the camera towards him and take a picture, uploading it to r/pics.
You write:
Sharing some limited edition GOT whisky with a BIPOC: So. Freakin. Epic.
An impressive amount of karma rolls in, and you feel very satisfied with yourself. You turn to Lil Doorknob.
How is it?
<Pretty decent. Had some better but shit it’s aight
Glad to hear it!!! Did you know that it was aged in real snow??
<I didn’t know dat.


