The rest of the gang pay for their drinks and leave the establishment, going back to the truck. In the back of the trunk, you are now at peace to enjoy your hard-earned limited edition whisky.
Lil Doorknob eyes the bottle curiously.
<That Game of Thrones? As a whisky?
Yeah, it is, you watched it?
<Yea, I watched some of it. Saw some clips on Youtube, I like the fight scenes, they badass. With all the dragons n shit. But the talkin’ parts kinda boring, and I heard there some weird sex shit in it or somethin. I dunno tho.
Despite your unwavering dedication to listen to BIPOC voices, Doorknob’s lack of proper appreciation for peak cinema peeves you off a bit.
What do you do?
- take out your phone and start showing him clips of marvel and soythrones, while explaining the plot in an autistic as detailed manner because they are what kept you from becoming a racist right wing bigot, and instead kept you as a freedom fighter ecologist blm supporter. jangle your keys during the talking bits to keep his attention
- Don’t forget to also call the fans of the books heckin nazis for criticizing season 8 (which you think is the best one)
- offer doorknob a sip and take a picture of the whiskey and post it to the app formerly known as Reddit and showing it off to others
