<Oh, they have Ossessione water.
You turn to see what Cobbert’s looking at.
Yeah? You like that stuff? I thought only crotchety old millenials and bougies drank it.
<It just tastes nice, alright? I think it’s cause of all the minerals. They give it a rich flavor.
Yeah, okay old man. Anyway, why’s there oreos attached it it? Does it come with oreos??
<I mean not usually
<But IDK
<Europeans are weird.
God damn, and it costs 100 bucks too! No way we can get this, I only have 30 in my wallet! And is that even including the oreos?
<I could pay for it.
With what money?? You’re not loaded either, Cobbert!
<I could make monthly payments.
Do you really want a fuckin’ Ossessione that bad?
Cobbert is silent.
Then you both burst into chuckling and you put it back.
What do you do?
