Normally, hearing this would have sent you into a frenzy, and you probably would have ripped his face off.
Not today, though. Right now, your head is clear. You’re a well adjusted, decent human being who doesn’t do things like that. And you know what? You’re open to trying new things. Maybe Creamlent isn’t that bad. You can even overlook the barbaric mistreatment of cows in factory farms.
Yeah, that sounds awesome!
You and Cobbert make your way to the drinks section and you look for the Creamlent. Upon finding it, you rifle through the flavors, settling upon Peach. You like peaches, so it’ll probably be good. Also, it has 6000,000 live and active cultures! Probiotics are a superfood!
Cobbert has picked out a Sproke, even though he prefers Monster.
<If you don’t like it, you can have my Sproke.
It’s okay man, you don’t have to do that!
<Just saying.
What do you do?
