Happy is dead.
She lies on the road, mashed into a bloody pulp by passing motorists.
Because she was white and killed by melanated individuals, her death makes nation-wide headlines and a megachurch sermon is held in her honor, featuring illustrious guests such as the Secretary of Defense, Elon Musk, Shakira, Kurtis Yarvin, an animatronic of Hulk Hogan, various niche Twitter micro-celebrities, a tradcath Onlyfans model, an Elvis impersonator, a NASCAR driver, and an AI hologram of Donald Trump.
The aforementioned hologram had this to say:
This is a sad, sad day for all of us, folks. Yep. This is what happens when you let niggers run wild. Yup. You need to be angrier, much angrier! This could be your daughter, really, I mean seriously folks. And I’ll tell you, this would never happen to my daughter, because she doesn’t hang around niggers much. And I mean, if I were a nigger, I might want her to get BLACKED by my BBC, but I’m not a nigger, so I don’t. But imagine that, right, if I was a nigger? I think if I was a nigger, I would have the longest, blackest B.B.C that the world has ever seen. Period. No contest. Everyone’s saying it, it’s true.
She was later buried in an unmarked grave with no funeral.
