Venturing outside, you find a strange white man with plastic packets in his hands, accompanied by a man with a camera. Many of your brothers and sisters are already crowded around him.
He speaks in a loud, shrill voice.
WHAT’S UP BEAST GANG, TODAY WE’RE GOING TO BE GIVING GUMMY WORMS TO TRIBAL PEOPLE FOR THE FIRST TIME!
What do you do?

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