You decide to soyduel the monkey with your poop, licking up the poop on the computer and replacing it with a soyquote. You use the gemmiest variant you know: uglyfuckingcreature.
The monkey does not respond.
You have won the soyduel.

You decide to soyduel the monkey with your poop, licking up the poop on the computer and replacing it with a soyquote. You use the gemmiest variant you know: uglyfuckingcreature.
The monkey does not respond.
You have won the soyduel.