Lil Doorknob has begun cursing you out in just about every way imaginable, gesticulating with wild threatening motions. His alpha BVLL presence makes you cower submissively.
To distract yourself, you open up r/LiberalGunOwners to hopefully farm updoots by sharing your epic victory against the fascists.
Thoughever, to your dismay, you find that the subreddit is no longer for liberals such as yourself, but for those who consider themselves ‘classical liberals’. The very thought makes your gut churn. These fucking chuds have invaded every safe space you had.
You decide to post anyway, of only out of spite. You’ll show them what a REAL liberal gun owner looks like. You make a post with a photo of the cop’s mangled form, making sure not to say any policephobic phrases which could lead to automatic post deletion. As a cherry on top, you add a single smiling emoji to the body of the post. That’ll really set them off, you smirk.
To your shock, howeverbeit, the bulk of the replies are… completely supportive. It seems like these bigots hate the pigs just as much as you do.
You feel a confusing mix of emotions surge through you. Shock, bewilderment, disappointment, curiosity … appreciation? No, of course not. These are still disgusting fascists, even if they do hate cops a little.
The heckin’ pigs are still following behind you, but the death of their SWAT team member has made them cautious, and they’re following at a greater distance.
What do you do?
