You gather all your courage.
You hope that the black KANGs will forgive you for what you’re about to do.
With a burst of strength you didn’t know you had, you pry off Lil Doorknob’s shoe.
<HEY NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK MANE THOSE MY NEW YEEZYS
<I’LL FUCKIN SMOKE YOU NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK GIVE DEM BACK
Despite his struggle and confused protests, you manage to wrench it up, holding it high above your head.
<…
<Don’t do it mane.
Imagining you’re John Wick, you throw the shoe with all your power.
It lands squarely on the head of the officer.
He’s caught completely off guard, and barely has time to breathe before his helmet meets the pavement in a sickening CRUNCH.
His body bounces off the road like a ragdoll, flying through the air, and then embeds itself into Low Life’s windshield.
You think he might be dead.
Low Life seems more annoyed than anything by the new car decoration.
