The AK 47 is much heavier than you expected. You struggle to keep it steady, your arms shaky. You’ve seen this particular gun on Reddit – one of your friends, who is a trans woman BTW if that matters, loved it and had one xerself. Never used it doe.
Stifling your lingering fear, you turn it over in your hands, inspecting it. You’re not sure how you’re supposed to hold this. You awkwardly mount it on your shoulder as best you can. Lil Doorknob is watching you and snickering.
You can hear the crackle of gunshots in the distance. You’re getting close.
What do you do?
>>STOP ALL TRAIN OF THOUGHT AND BEGIN FARTING VIOLENTLY TO THE THOUGHT OF NIGGER DICKS
