You’re shaking uncontrollably. This situation is so heckin’ stressful. You just embarrassed yourself in front of cool POCs and now you’re being forced to be in an incredibly unsafe environment. Just riding in a c*r is scary enough – every time you ride in a one, you remember auto accident statistics and cling to the seatbelt for dear life. But to ride in a truckbed? It’s basically suicide. Not that there’s anything wrong with suicide.
To make matters worse, you suddenly realize that your bladder is full. In the heat of the moment, you had forgotten to piss. Why the heck hadn’t you just gone when you were in the bathroom?
You desperately strain to hold it in. More embarrassment in front of these BLACK KINGS is the last thing you need. But despite yourself, a few drops stain your Baby Yoda PJs. You pray to Fauci they won’t notice.
