How the hell do you even get out of here to hightail it in the first place??
You ask.
<Well, that’s simple enough.
It says, neatly clasping its fingers together.
<You just wait!
You feel a wave of terror and indignation hit you. Just wait? Just wait?? Is he seriously expecting you to just freaking wait TEN freaking minutes, with no podcasts? Not even hecking music? Is he out of his flipping mind? THIS IS LITERALLY INHUMANE AND UNETHICAL TREATMENT!


