Just as he begins to choke, you hear the sound of clattering wheels behind you.
The Uber Eats robot, Jaquavius, has arrived.
As it makes a beeline for the homeowner, you look inside its container. Your order has already been stolen, all except for the napkins.
SHIET MANE I GOT TO SATISFY THE CUSTOMER AND PROVIDE EXCELLENT SERVICE THAT REPRESENTS COMPANY VALUES ON GOD FR
Barely managing to drive over the body of the deceased officer, it begins driving repeatedly into the homeowner’s leg with all of its horsepower. Which.. isn’t very fast.
THANK YOU FOR BEING A PART OF THE UBER FAMILY NIGGA!
You’re not sure what you expected.
What do you do?
