You tie the sticky hand to the knife, producing a truly deadly weapon: a TACTICOOL SWINGING VIKING KNIFE.
A surge of confidence flows through you. You feel unstoppable now. Invincible. Just like your half-orc lesbian D&D character who also wields a swinging knife. You just hope you can be as brave as xer.
It doesn’t feel stable at all, and you’re almost certain that if you swung it with anywhere near the force needed to maim someone, it would break apart completely.
But it looks so freakin’ cool…
