<YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT IT REFERRIN’ TO, NIGGUH!!! THE FUCKIN’ PORN BELLY ON THE FUCKIN’ MENU!!! DON’ PLAY WITH ME!!!
The waiter leans in to hear.
<I’m sorry, but I really don’t know what you’re talking about! there’s multiple pork belly items on the menu, please clarif-
Doorknob slams his fists into the table and climbs up on top of it, screaming.
<I AIN’T SAYIN IT!!! I AINT SAYIN’ THAT FUCKIN’ CORNY ASS NAME! YOU AIN’T GON MAKE ME FUCKIN’ SAY SHIT, CRACKA ASS BITCH!!
He pulls his rifle from his pocket and levels it at the waiter.
<I GON FUCKIN’ SMOKE YOU NIGGA!! STOP FUCKIN PLAYIN’ GAMES WITH ME LIKE I SUM LIL’ BITCH, OR I GON BLOW YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF!


