Although slightly perturbed by Low Life’s outburst, you aren’t going to let that stop you from showing them the joys of Fuck Yeah! Burgers! You resume guiding Lil Doorknob through the menu with immense enthusiasm.
And that’s the Piggie Wiggie Belly, I think you’ll really like that one, a lot. It’s like, grilled pork belly. And It’s SO SPICY. Seriously. No, don’t give me that look, it is! It’ll knock your socks off! You should totally get it.
<Shit, I guess I mite. I do like me sum pork. It betta’ actually be spicy doe.
Donchu worry, if it ain’t spicy enough I’ll eat it fo’ you. I ate enough of his cookin’ to be used to it.
<You really don’t hafta do that man. Really don’t.
Doorknob examines the menu some more.
<Pickleberry delight? Do that have actual pickles in it? Kinda weird fo’ a smoothie.
Uhh.. I don’t know, actually.
<Do it taste like pickles?
Um… maybe? Kind of?
<How do you not know man?? Tf?
I don’t know!! I can’t explain it, okay! It’s good though, I swear!
Anyway, what you guys want as sides? I’ve got a mighty hankerin’ for some avocado toast myself!
Hmm.. Some ‘tato skins soundin’ nice.
<Yeah, less’ get some skins!
What do you do?

• Order a large Karmanator for all of you to share, then order yourself a “KALE TO THE KING”
• Order yourself a bug burger (specifically cockroaches) with a side of sweet potato fries, and for the drink, get yourself a double matcha soybean coffee with whipped cream, and as an appetizer, get yourself, your bull, and his friends a plate of nachos, and for yourself a small plate of cultured almonds, how could you tell?
• remember that REAL ANIMALS fucking DIED for these burgers and secretly switch them out for bugmeat burgers instead. Put some hotsauce to hide the taste
• order some funko bites and fried oreos to start with