As you continue on your way to your destination, you ask Lil Doorknob a question.
Hey… have you ever used an AK before?
<Yeah, shit ton’a times! In fact, I’m the best with an AK outta dis whole crew!
Don’t get full ‘o yoself lil nigga, Double L’s better.
<Oh yeah? I’d like to see ‘im beat me, muthafucka!
He turns back to you.
<Alright, now here’s how you hold it…
You try to pay attention, but you feel yourself getting distracted as he goes into detail about the mechanics of the AK and how to load and shoot it. By the end, you’ve learned nothing at all.
Finally, you arrive at Fuck Yeah! Burgers. It’s dinnertime, and the place is absolutely packed. You can hardly contain your excitement. The red brick walls, the exposed rafters on the ceiling, the nostalgic posters, the trough of Cajun boiled peanuts… You can’t wait to show Jamal’s gang all the wonders of this place.
What do you do?
