You check your wallet. It has 101 dollars in it.
Hey, um… how much is the ‘A Song of Cuck and Soy’ whisky?
<It’s 225 dollars.
Dangit!! You should have expected as much.
You clutch the whisky to your bosom as if it were your child, and try to think of ways you could pay for it. You have your credit card, but it’d alert the police to your location, and your account is probably closed out anyway. Maybe you could convince Jamal to pay with his EBT card? You NEED this. It’s LIMITED EDITION!! You might never get this opportunity again.
Since any drink would be incomplete without some buggies, you look for some in the store. While this establishment is conspicuously lacking in bug-based snack alternatives (for shame), you notice a spiderweb high on the top shelf where a spider has prepared its own feast for itself.
What do you do?
- You ask for a deal on it for 100 dollars, and while you’re doing so, quickly take a picture of the spider to see if that species is poisonous so you can eat it (But turn off the flash, you read somewhere primates are bothered by flashing lights (Not that you’re implying any of them are primates of course) as to not bother any of them)
- You remember that bugs and booze do not mix and leave spiderbro be
