he should go to the liquor store instead to get booze for a block party or sum shi
Give them directions to feral’s place
have the truck accidentally hit the dutchslut as they’re driving
Not wanting to waste more time, you give them the directions to Feral’s house.
aight yea sounds good mane, we can crash at his crib n’ plan our next moves n shiet
<HEY! BUT I’M STARVIN NIGGA! NO WAY THIS FERAL NIGGA GON’ HAVE ANY GOOD SHIT AT HIS PLACE!
aight aight okay we can do sumthin’ mane
^Yea we can jus’ go to dat burger place. ‘Sides, it does a sick body well to have a good meal.
<What my sick body need is fuckin’ alcohol.
^Oh, yeah, fosho. We gon stop by a liquor store. First thing.
Everyone nods in agreement, and Big Samson continues to drive for a while. Suddenly, you’re jolted back and hear a loud THUNK, then glimpse a blur flying past the trunk.
H-hey, what the heck? Did we just hit something??
^Don’t worry ’bout it. Was prolly jus’ a deer or sumthin’.
yeah, a deer. think i saw sum antlers.
>Um… okay…
You can’t shake the feeling that it was not, in fact, a deer.
