Stop overthinking and just grab a weapon in case he find out you’re lying
You still refuse to touch a g*n, afraid that you’ll kill yourself with it, but you look for any other kind of weapon he may have.
To your joy, you find a TACTICOOL VIKING HUNTING KNIFE with REAL RUNES! You can’t tell what the runes say, but they probably say something cool like ‘Real men cry.’
You’re so freaking pumped about this. You imagine the reaction on the face of the pagan girl from your polycule when she sees it. She might even let you sniff her feet.
You feel like Link from your favorite video game media, so you hit the heckin’ pose. NEW ITEM ACQUIRED!
Real men DO cry, unlike what CHUDS say, such a wholesome thread