You remind Lil Doorknob that the police are still chasing you and must be dealt with.
<Oh yeah, word.
He quickly assumes his station with his gun once more. Both of you hide behind the trunk for cover, and he periodically pokes his head out to fire shots in the direction of the police car.
Being that the officer with the machine gun is firing a constant stream of bullets, there isn’t much you can do at the moment, and so you resolve to pass the time by showing Lil Doorknob more pictures of your goonhitler.
Here’s her taking a swim! She loves swimming!
Aww, here she is on her third birthday! Look at how happy she is! She loved the bugmeal cake I made for her!
She loves baths too! She always whines if she doesn’t have her rubber ducky.
And look at her smiling! Isn’t she just the cutest widdle goonerino?
Look, that’s her watching TV with me! Her favorite movie is Infinity War. I give her treats at the exciting parts. She likes cuddling on my legs, but she gets mad if I move around too much!
And um – errm – she does bring me little presents occasionally!
Oh, and there’s us going on walkies together! She gets so excited to see all the people and animals, although I have to hold her back sometimes, heh heh.
AWWWWWW!!! And there’s Precious when she was just a grubling! She was so small, I could fit her in the palm of my hand! Her widdle eyes hadn’t even opened yet!
Oh? The other grub in that picture? That’s her little brother, but he’s not here anymore. She, um, ate him. I know, I know, but it’s normal for goonhitlers.
Pfft, awwe! Look, that’s when I did her hair up! She hates when I do that, but she just looks so darned cute!
Lil Doorknob listens, enraptured, smiling and chuckling along with you. It seems that your stories are calling to mind his own fond memories.
<Man, dat li’l thang get up to all kindsa stuff huh? Remind me of back when I’d go round the block with my dog n’ he’d keep tryna eat raisin. Dumass. I say why you eatin’ raisin for, and he look at me like I taken a feast from him!
Heheh, yeah, they are like that. Precious keeps trying to eat stainless steel, but it’s not good for her stomach!
