You quickly pull up your pants and apologize.
I apologize for assuming you had that orientation… it was wrong of me and violated your consent, and I’m deeply sorry.
<Whatever mane just don’t show me dat nasty damn asscrack again.
He relaxes a little bit in relief, but is still on guard.
To try and calm him, you decide to show him a picture of your pet goonhitler.
Isn’t she adorable? Her name’s Precious. She’s such a sweet little goober and she makes me laugh every day! She only bites sometimes but they usually deserve it.
Doorknob looks at the picture and blinks, then smiles a little.
<Hey… dat look like my old dog from my mama house. She cute.
What do you do?
