You decide to check out their website to see if you can get more information on applying.
Hey, what’s the site for it?
<It’s cel.gov/jobcel.
Alright, sick.
You load up the website, which prompts you with a screen that is blank aside from a button saying ‘Enter’. You press it without a second thought.
A loading screen appears, which cuts into a wall of strange blue text and symbols. It goes by too fast for you to read and flickers out, replaced with the site’s homepage. You shrug off the interruption. Probably a glitch or something. Nothing important.
You click on the ‘Information’ section and read through it.
God damn! 240,000 dollar salary? That’s as much as a cubicle worker makes! And you’re telling me I get that for doing nothing??
<Yeah man. It’s pretty good.
Free meals?? No waiting in line for flights? Even resetting my credit score? This fuckin’ rocks!
You quickly navigate to the “Verification” section, where you are prompted to enter your name and phone number to receive a call code.
Oh yeah, I guess this is like the DMV, right. Gotta wait in line.
<Yeah, makes sense.
The code pops up.
856???? What the hell?? There can’t be that many people here!
<Uh…
You crane your head to get a better view of the parking lot behind the welfare office.
Fuck.
It looks as if you’re going to be here a while.
