You press X to dodge. The penis narrowly misses your head, but A24, being a film buff and non-gamer, does not have the same quick-time reflexes. ‘apeson’s BWC cleaves straight through his skull, killing him instantly. (This is the second time he’s died this way).
But his death wasn’t in vain. The cock is exposed and stuck now, and with a badass star wars backflip that he truly would have soyed out at, you slice it in two, channeling all your grief and rage into the strike.
‘Apeson is finally, mercifully dead. But at what cost? You’ll need some BBC therapy to process all this traumarino…
YOU WIN.
