You tell Vlodson that Chud is your leader.
<Really? But he doesn’t look like you leader… he doesn’t look like he controls you! Take me to your real leader!
fine dude, i’ll take you to the president, i’m pretty sure he controls a lot of things including me i guess
<Yes!! Yes!! Thank you!!
You and Gigachad travel to The White House, but are stopped by a guard on your way in.
Hey, stop right there! You seem suspicious somehow… I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s just something off about you.
Maybe it has something to do with the blood on your face, or the huge rock following you around.. I’m not sure why, but I just get a gut feeling you’re up to no good. Explain yourself!
This guy is asking too many questions.
What do you do?
dnb adventure thread because obsessed hans didnt draw faster