mower13 ⋆ Hans Amsler

With my mission now done, I get out of the hospital, and go back to getting the gas for my mower, but I realize, while going there, that gas is heckin’ pro-trump & maga, so I go rent (because, owning and buying is capitalist) an electric mower. and cut the grass with scissors.

you go to walmart to search for an electric mower, but find a pair of scissors that would probably work just as well
you RENT the scissors and go back home to cut your lawn
The End!

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