You buy some cheap Sproke for 0.6 cents. It tastes like pajeet flavor; since you are a Jartycuck you find it normal and even delicious. Before you get on the internet, you notice an infighting between one of the other Jartycucks and Shemmycucks, who are arguing about why their ‘cord servers are more Aryan than others (both have been reported in Lesotho to contain the most vantablack ‘p that authorized jartycucks/shemmycucks goon to).
