You point to the bottom of the nearest cliff and say they’re giving away free p and o at the bottom.
The townsfolk’s eyes widen, but only the blackest, darkest gorilla nigger takes the bait, running off the cliff and jumping without hesitation.
<P? P! GIVS ME P!!
He falls down into the swirling waters below and disappears.
The other townsfolk rush to the edge, squinting down.
Free p? Sounds good, I mite go too… wait a minute, there ain’t no ‘p down there! There nobody down there!
YOU LIE TO US! YOU LIED TO WARRIOR Z! YOU HAS KILL OUR TOWN’S STRONGEST WARRIOR!
They are weeping and shaking with rage, and beginning to advance upon you. If you don’t act quickly, you might find yourself becoming a stew.
What do you do?
