Chud panics over his coom getting on the Aryan painting but is able to successfully clean it off (though now his sleeve has coom on it), but then, he discovers a double barrel BQQM stick from K mart, he then picks it up, what does he do next?

Chud panics over his coom getting on the Aryan painting but is able to successfully clean it off (though now his sleeve has coom on it), but then, he discovers a double barrel BQQM stick from K mart, he then picks it up, what does he do next?