Entries by Hans Amsler

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this was my first ever adventure thread so i hope you guys liked it

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you go to walmart to search for an electric mower, but find a pair of scissors that would probably work just as well you RENT the scissors and go back home to cut your lawn The End! Epilogue

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you hide in a trash can and watch as tyrone and soystein both try to brutally rape each other during this time, you remember why you were at the hospital, but assumed that at this point it would just be easier to go to the morgue and take someone else’s ear you enter the morgue […]

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CLAP! you and tyrone do an epic bro-fist high five with your BBCs You then whisper to him about all of the terrible things that soystein had TOTALLY done his face turns a deep red and steam starts coming out of his ears, so you assume its a good time to leave what do you […]